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Say How?
Slippery Tip #7: Poor grammar can (and will) distract readers from masturbating. Okay, so I’ve been assiduously avoiding this topic since I began this series, but I have to deal with it at some point –...
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Open Door Policy 31
Open Door Policy, Ch. 31 by DirtyMindedMom I awoke and was instantly able to tell I had dried semen around my pussy, plastered to my inner thigh, and more crusted across the lower part of my tummy....
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Finding My Niche (Damn, that sounds so dirty!)
At the risk of annoying many of you, I’m going to use this post to “think out loud” about my upcoming project to publish my first eThing for sale at Amazon (and possibly elsewhere). I’m still in the...
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My Dirty Little Mailing List
So, here’s something fun that we can try out together and see how it works: a mailing list! I’m sure you can think of a lot of things you’d rather try out with me, but I need to experiment with this...
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Something New Under the Sun
My older brother is such an idiot. All he cares about is girls with big boobs. He’s always making lewd comments about chicks with huge tits when I’m around and doesn’t even care about how it makes me...
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Come and Cum
Slippery Tip #8: Know your cum. There’s an ongoing debate in porn grammar circles about which is “proper” – come or cum. The short answer is both. The long answer is either. This is one of those style...
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Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To…
I hate to use up a whole post for this random thought I had the other day, but, fuck it, I’m going to anyway… So, I was once again pondering whether or not I’m addicted to porn as I was dusting and...
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Wanton Potatoes: Movie Reviews for Perverts
I don’t know a lot about movies, but I consider myself fairly well-versed when it cums to perversion. This gave me the idea that perhaps I could exploit both my ignorance and expertise in an...
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Auntie Fap
Lately, whenever my sister-in-law Angela and I got together for coffee or a trip to the mall she would complain about the trials of having to deal with a teenage boy. She’d complain about finding...
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Boys Should Be Boys
I want to talk about a phenomenon I find somewhat humorous without hurting anyone’s feelings. If you’ve done this thing with me, please don’t be embarrassed or think that I’m picking on you – I’m...
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Tweeting Off
This is probably going to come off like a “humble brag,” but I wanted to take a minute to talk about my Twitter. I was dubious when I first made an account there for many reasons. Firstly, I felt like...
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Open Door Policy 32
Open Door Policy, Ch. 32 by DirtyMindedMom I was sprawled out on my mattress naked and masturbating when my son walked in. I was glad it was him, but I honestly wouldn’t have minded if it had been any...
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Son of a Glitch!
Just a quickie post here for those who have expressed concern for me due to my silence over the past week or so. All is fine…now. Our computer had a bit of a meltdown and had been out of commission. It...
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Oh, God!
As they say, there are two things you should never discuss at a porn blog: religion and politics. So, in the past, I’ve tentatively violated the prohibition against politics, so I might as well go...
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