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Stephanie Naigel, 37, and Adam Thomson, 19, appeared in court after police learned of their relationship while investigating an “ruckus” near Naigel’s home.
“Adam admitted to having a sexual relationship with Stephanie, whom he knows to be his biological mother,” police said in a criminal complaint obtained by the Marken News Journal. “Adam indicated that in addition to frequent sexual intercourse with his mother, they also routinely engaged in oral and anal sex with each other.”
A “no contact” order was issued in March. The mother and son made a court appearance in April after that order was violated. “It only took a few days ‘fore I realized I couldn’t live without my son’s cock,” Naigel stated to the judge. “No one’d ever fucked me as good as my boy did. And I knew he didn’t want no one but his momma to suck the cum outta those big balls of his.”
The mother and son both now face a jury trial in October. Thomson and Naigel could each face up to three years in prison if convicted of incest charges, according to the paper.
The story is getting international attention after they recently talked candidly to the Weekly Mail about their relationship. The mother and son said they hope their story will raise awareness of Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA).
“I know she’s my mom, but I can’t help that I want her the way that I do,” Adam explained. “I think she’s a beautiful woman and I love her body, but that’s not just it. I can’t hardly control myself for more than two minutes around her.” Adam reportedly became noticeably erect while taking about his mother in this manner. “I mean her titties are still bangin’ and I just have to get up on those fat melons and suck on them big ol’ nipples she got. Don’t even get me started on my mom’s crazy hot pussy. All that juicy meat she’s rockin’ down there is where it’s motherfuckin’ at, bitch!”
According to the Weekly Mail, the amorous mother and son started their relationship a year ago after connecting on Facebook. “I knew he was my son, but when he sent me that first picture all I wanted was to ride that handsome face of his. That first time we met, it couldn’t a been more‘n five minutes before I was suckin’ his hard dick. An’ he got a big one, let me tell you. After he just about choked me with the huge load he shot down my throat, he said he wanted to fuck me every which way. I dropped my panties and spread my legs wide for him and told him my mommy cunt was all his.”
Naigel is currently not allowed to see any of her children — and that includes Thomson, according to the Weekly Mail. “I hadn’t thought about it till the judge started talkin’ about my other kids, then it come to me that Cassy, Adam’s half-sister, would probably like to join in with us. Cassy would sometimes earn extra money in high school by letting me pay her $10 or $20 to eat my pussy out when I was feelin’ horny. I think now she’d probably do it for free if I had a nice big load of her brother’s jizz up in there for her suck out. That kid is even more of a cum slut than her momma, and you can believe that.”
Thomson said if they are jailed, they will be together one day. “Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me from wanting to fuck my mom in every sexy hole she’s got. She knows just how to handle my cock, and don’t nobody love me like the way she does.”
“In two years’ time I can see us living together happily living our lives,” Naigel told the Weekly Mail. “True love can do anything. This whole thing is about who I have the right to love, and I sure as hell have the right to love my own son. And if you love somebody, you also have the right to fuck them. You can’t tell me who to love or who not to fuck.” Stephanie and Adam then allegedly stripped naked and began engaging in graphic incestuous behavior in front of the Weekly Mail reporter.
When asked to comment on these allegations, reporter Leslie Wilson, currently suspended without pay from the Weekly Mail, said she can’t excuse her lapse in professional judgment during that interview. “I was really moved by their story. It was obvious how much they loved each other. When they started taking their clothes off, I got up to leave, but when I saw that big cock of his slide into his mother’s pussy from behind it was too much. I’d never seen two people fuck right in front of me before, and knowing they were mother and son made it so much hotter.”
Wilson’s editor was reached for comment. “Staying to watch the subjects of her report having intense doggy-style sex could have been excused, but once she started masturbating to it is when she lost her journalistic distance from the story.” The Weekly News editor refused to comment on rumors that Leslie Wilson has since visited Naigel and Thomson twice more since that interview and engaged in further voyeuristic encounters with the incestuous couple.
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