I confess to having a sick fascination with news stories about the sexual misconduct of moms and female teachers. I’m embarrassed that I find them inappropriately titillating, and frustrated that they never include the kind of explicit details I know are there but aren’t included. I thought it might be fun to fill in some of those gaps myself and see what the story would look like if I were the reporter on the sex crime beat.
First, the real story.
Now, the hole story:
A mother in Adel, Georgia is being accused of hosting a party for her teenage daughter that allegedly included naked Twister, consumption of pot and alcohol and included her having sex with her daughter’s male friends. Patricia Kealy, 35, was arrested Saturday night and charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
The charges stem from a wild party held a few weeks ago in her home, according to police reports. The violations were reported by Kealy’s Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, who contacted the Sheriff’s Office after the events of the alcohol and drug fueled teen sex romp were shared with her in confidence.
Kealy told her sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter asked if she could have friends over “to party.” She reportedly agreed and allowed her daughter and friends to smoke pot and drink booze in her home. In addition, Kealy participated in naked Twister with the teens and showed them explicit photos of herself having sex with her boyfriend.
“Ashley’s mom is super chill and has a fucking hot body,” said Brian, one of the boys who attended the party. “We joked about her playing Twister with us, but didn’t really expect her to jump in. She was the first one to take her top off and show her tits, then all the other girls did it, too. Ashley’s mom pulled down Evan’s shorts during one game and grabbed his dick. It was funny as fuck. When Mrs. Kealy showed us the pics of her getting corn-holed, we knew it was on. After that, everyone just got naked and it was crazy awesome.”
Kealy confessed to having sex with an 18-year-old male in the bathroom while the naked Twister game continued. She reportedly walked in while he was urinating and watched him as she fondled her breasts and clitoris. According to the male, Kealy then bent over the vanity, spread her pussy open, and invited him to “shove it in.” The teen reportedly did not wear a condom and completed the act by filling his friend’s mom with an allegedly massive load of hot cum.
“Yeah, I fucked her,” admitted the 18-year-old male who asked not to be identified. “After all that naked Twister, her pussy was wet as hell and she wanted it bad. No way I wasn’t going put my cock in her. That lady really knows how to bang!”
The sheriff’s report alleges that Kealy went to bed alone, but awoke around 3:30 am when she felt someone having sex with her. “She stated at first she thought it was the 18-year-old from earlier, but then realized it was a 16-year-old who was in fact her daughter’s boyfriend,” the sponsor told deputies.
“It’s not my mom’s fault,” Ashley, the accused’s daughter, told investigators. “It was because [my boyfriend’s] cock is, like, 10 inches long and huge. He was upset because I wasn’t able to take it all, so I told him that my mom could probably handle him. We went to her room and she was passed out naked, but I opened up her legs and told him he could go ahead and fuck her. He wasn’t sure about it at first, but I said she wouldn’t mind and he did it.”
This initially sounded like rape to Capt. Steven Harris, but no charges are pending after interrogating the teen. “When Patricia Kealy awoke to find the well-hung 16-year-old male performing intercourse with her, she encouraged him to continue with her daughter present, shouting ‘pound my cunt with that huge boy cock,’ along with several other statements of a similar nature.”
“Based on the investigation, there’s no evidence the 16-year-old committed a crime,” Harris said. “Likewise, the daughter has not been charged at this time for not reporting that she witnessed her mother have sexual relations with a minor while she watched and masturbated to orgasm.”
Ashley Kealy, 16, was reached later at her home and asked about her mother.
“My mom and me have always been close. She taught me all about sex and even showed me how to make myself cum. We’re naked around each other all the time and it’s no big deal. We even masturbate right out in the open and it’s all cool. Sometimes, if we’re both really horny, we’ll eat each other out. I have the best mom anyone could want and everyone is saying it was the greatest party ever.”
The police report states that her sponsor goes to the same church as Kealy. The suspect allegedly belongs to a sexual addiction support group where she admitted to being a “sexual deviant” who is addicted to pornography.
“Where were moms like this when I was 16?” asked a Sheriff’s spokesman following his official statements to the press. Off the record, all of the officers agreed no crimes were committed and it was likely that the sponsor who snitched was nothing more than a “dried up old hag who probably hasn’t gotten laid since the Carter administration.”
Kealy was released from the County Detention Center after posting a $4,200 bond and providing several of the sheriff’s deputies and one local reporter with enthusiastic handjobs.
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